Mary-Kate & Ashley: Get A Clue! (2000, Game Boy Color) by Acclaim

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Twin sisters solving crimes for you!
One is green, one is blue.
Good luck remembering who is who
And don’t forget that doggo, Clue

Bouncey, bouncey, bounce on heads
Don’t fall though or you’ll be dead!
Totems to reach to higher heights, and ghouls and spiders there to fright
You must move smartly, you must have fun, and above all, it’s a speedrun!
Bouncey, bouncey, bounce on heads
Shit, I fell.  Reset.  Mash mash mash.  And….

This game is better than you heard
Although the sound effects sound absurd
The music is a PartyPug, the game doesn’t have many bugs
Puzzles are actually clever, except for a few, but whatever
This game is better than you heard
If only I could use more skips like that ladder glitch I found.  Which saves… zero seconds 🙁

The speedrun has some routing fun
55 stages of strats and fun!
And some of them were tough, but I never had enough
The controls are tight on lock yet, I really hate the damn hitboxes
The speedrun has some routing fun
But screw the stages with the damn platforms that have to go back and forth

Twin sisters solving crimes for you!
One is green, one is blue.
Why did I write poetry for this review?
Because it’s almost Christmas, a Merry one to you!